A GUY WALKS INTO A BAR WITH AN OCTOPUS ON HIS SHOULDER. THE BARTENDER SAYS YOU CAN'T BRING THAT IN HERE. THE GUY SAYS WHY NOT,HE'S A PET PLUS I'LL BET YOU A DRINK HE CAN PLAY ANY INSTRUMENT IN HERE. BARTENDER SAYS OK HERE'S A TROMBONE,I'LL BET A DRINK HE CAN'T PLAY IT. THE OCTOPUS PICKS IT UP AND STARTS PLAYING A TUNE. BARTENDER IS A LITTLE UPSET AND PULLS OUT A CLARINET AND SAYS, I BET ANOTHER DRINK HE CAN'T PLAY THIS. GUY SAYS OK. THE OCTOPUS PICKS UP THE CLARINET AND STARTS PLAYING AWAY ON IT. BY NOW THE BARTENDER IS REALLY UPSET. HE'S HAD TO GIVE THE GUY 2 FREE DRINKS ALREADY.THEN HE REMEMBERS HE HAS AN OLD SET OF BAG-PIPES IN THE BACK. HE TELLS THE GUY, I'LL BET YOU ONE MORE DRINK HE CAN'T PLAY SOMETHING ELSE I HAVE AND THROWS OUT THE BAG-PIPES. THE OCTOPUS TAKES ONE LOOK AT IT AND JUMPS ON IT AND STARTS TRYING TO SCREW IT. THE BARTENDER LAUGHS AND SAYS, I GUESS I WIN. THE GUY SAYS, JUST GIVE HIM A MINUTE. AS SOON AS HE REALIZES HE CAN'T SCREW IT........HE'LL PLAY IT.........
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